*ST#1:SD

*There's a technical exemption if you first put on a full-dress military uniform and then do a real dignified job with the camera sort of cutting away at the last second to the American flag in your office. At that point, the "wuss" thing can't and doesn't apply.

But you could still take up sky-diving though, dammit. I don't know, you could have somebody drop a flag out after you, if it wouldn't be too big a tipoff what you were up to.