*WITF

*Don't just put "why is this funny?" included in with a whole big comment on various other things, or else if you do, I'm going to rule your "why is this funny" question rhetorical. And yes, it is case-sensitive! It should say "Why Is This Funny?" and only "Why Is This Funny?". Well, technically it isn't case-sensitive - the function that trips the process is not exactly high-tech automation - but I am the one monitoring it, and I am case-sensitive.

The quote marks are optional, I don't care either way on those.